December 2010
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Jack Donaghy: Remember how you tricked the owner of that toaster company into thinking you were his dead son and he sold you the factory for one dollar? You are an animal -- Dave "The Animal" Hess.
Dave Hess: I was only as good as my mentor, the man who taught me how to bait the enemy -- Jack "The Master Baiter" Donaghy.
Me: once i pick up my check
Me: imma buy accesories for my new ipizzle!!!!!!!!!!
s2k: Its i-twizzle
s2k: If u wanna go pseudo black
s2k: Do it right
Me: twizzle????
Me: ORRR i could call it
Me: iPizzle-Nizzle
Me: as in Nizzle = NANO
s2k: ....
Me: alright to avoid confusion
Me: ipizzle nazzle?
Me: or i-POZZLE NANOZZLE
Me: ahahahahahhaa
s2k: I think u should leave the being black part to me
s2k: U just stay white
Me: then EXPLAIN the i-twizzle
Me: where do you get the 'tw' from
s2k: I don't have to explain it
s2k: Its a black thing
s2k: ROFL
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A sharp detour into happy.
To BB, for getting the first cake that wasn’t from a relative, or bought on an office expense.
To Jenny, who agreed to a whole bunch of things JUST to make me happy (more on that later).
To Mom, for surprising me with an entire free day of her time when everyone was truly, insanely busy.
To Dad (“Professor Pennywise”), who found an almost-new HP Pavilion for a fraction of the...
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This is a Dr. James Wilson Appreciation Post
fuckyeahhousemd:
^^^^^ 3lzyx is the best gif maker ever.
The best ever friend a smart-talking cynic can have.
Chris Cornell x Timbaland = Definitely weird, but...
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Hey Cupid, you suck.
Let’s just say you are a well-adjusted nice person who prefers to conduct your relationships with ‘feelings’ and ‘good intentions’. You are not a gold digger or social climber or zealous scoreboard romeo. You believe love and the pursuit of such requires healthy effort from both parties, and try your darnedest to make the other person’s life all the better for...
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“In my defense, who knew having everyone and their dog on my Facebook would one...”
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Whinging at my sister.
Me: You're supposed to help me print with this computer!
Yen: Just plug the printer in.
Me: Can you pleeeeeaaaase?
Yen: Oh alright.
Me: And then help me print it.
Yen: But that's pretty much it. You just have to feed the paper in and...
Me: Can you pleeeeeaaaase?
Yen: ARGH. (Puts on VERY patronising voice) First you pull out THIS tray so the paper knows where to come out. Then you pull out THIS tray so the paper knows where to go in.
Me: Don't be silly, paper doesn't know how to think.
Yen: But you, supposedly, do.
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Back from the dead!
A little over a week ago, I caught a SuperBug.
Boy oh boy this was a good one. Mild fever, runny nose, headaches, sore throat, chills, and a VERY productive cough.
Did I mention I also passed it to my client?
As in, *straight face*, during a meeting.
Look, it’s an air-borne virus okay? Yeah. Anyway, this is how my doctor’s visit went:
Doctor: You only have a very mild fever, so I...
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