| A: | some of my guy colleagues offered to show me around ** when I visit.
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| A: | and there are loads of minefields to navigate like getting coffee together, or when they invite me to get some drinks at the bar
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| A: | Do you think they'll try to get into my pants?
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| B: | Probably. 99% of men who make me the same offer are trying to get into mine.
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| A: | Damn. But I hate doing anything alone. And I'm going alone.
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| B: | Just ask one of the girls to show you around.
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| A: | ...There are no girls.
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| B: | What.
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| B: | WHAT.
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| B: | Okay new plan NEW PLAN.
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| B: | You hold off this trip until I've saved up enough $$$
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| B: | And then you take me with you!
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| A: | Hahaha
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| A: | But my trip's booked... Dammit I'm going alone!
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| B: | Yes but
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| B: | I would TOTALLY take you out for coffee, and drink and talk with you at the bar till late, and spend loads and loads of time showing you around... But NEVER try to have sex with you.
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| B: | Clearly, I am the superior choice of ** travel mate.
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| A: | Or er...
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| A: | I go, and do my research and compile a due diligence report
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| A: | To ensure your future trip to ** is as smooth and productive as possible |
