| T: | Why. Is your hair. ALL OVER the place.
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| Me: | If I knew I'd have put a stop to it 10 years ago.
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| T: | You know that time you dropped by my flat for like 1 day, and the moment you left I was like fucking hell there is a lot of hair on the floor! It's long hair, so it's gotta be yours.
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| Me: | I shed. You know, like snakes do.
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| T: | You're gonna be as bald as I am soon.
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| Me: | You're not bald. You just shave your head.
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| T: | Then you're gonna be balder.
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| Me: | This has been happening for 10 years now, and my hair's still pretty thick.
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| T: | It'll catch up. Just you wait.
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| Me: | Baldness doesn't creep up on you over the course of a decade. It hits you and 2 years later, boom! -- you're bald. Like it happened to all the ACTUAL bald people we know and love.
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| T: | Bald bald bald. You'll be bald. Baldie baldie bald. |
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