Technically Tumblelog (I hate limp handshakes.)

Chat I hate limp handshakes.

X:	Wow. Wow. That's a really strong handshake.
Me:	Oops, sorry did I hurt you?
X:	No, not that. You just... you have a very strong handshake.
Me:	Proper handshakes should be firm.
X:	It's just that I prefer... feminine, you know, soft handshakes.
Me:	What's the point of shaking hands softly?
X:	But... you're a girl.
Me:	It's a handshake.
X:	Are you like, conducting business, or something?
Me:	It's a HANDSHAKE.